Let me set up the scene for you. Brad takes the kids to the bathroom at the mall. They are all in the men's restroom (except for Lucy, who is with me). A very tall, nice policeman walks in.
Olivia: Hi! I know that you are a policeman.
Tall, Nice Policeman: I'm either a policeman, or it is Halloween. It's not Halloween.
Olivia: My daddy tells me stories about policemen and Pency.
Tall, Nice Policeman: Oh, really? Who is Pency??
Olivia: My horse.
(Olivia, Brad, and Jackson are all in a stall now)
Olivia: We are in stall three, the boy is in stall two, and the policeman is in stall one.
Brad: That is right.
(flush, exit tall policeman)
Olivia: Daddy, daddy!! He won the race! The policeman won the potty race!!
(awkward silence)
Tall, Nice Policeman: Yea, I won. Bye now. Have a good night.
Olivia: (still in stall) Bye, Policeman. I love you.
(awkward silence)
Tall, Nice Policeman: Okay, bye now.
(exit Tall, Nice Policeman)
Sunday, January 6, 2008
I Love You, Policeman
Posted by The Bakers at 9:50 PM
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9 comments:
this is H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S. i'm on the floor.
loving the blog, keep it up!
This is too funny! She is such a crack up. And the blog below...I can't believe how good her burn looks, you can't even see it! Praise God!
Oh Olivia grace, what a crack up. Looking at your blog has me laughing and crying at work tonight ( the tears were when I saw the before and after pics of the burns). Love you guys
I love Liv. She is so sweet - and hilarious! Kids say some of the funniest things.
LOL!!!! I have bookmarked your blog on my work and home laptops, so I'm always checking to see what's new and Famous and I were talking about this post the other day. Pretty cute.
I love this story, so cute, and I'm so excited you have a blog. Your kids are adorable, hope to see you guys again soon.
Oh my goodness! So so funny...makes me wonder how many times that day the policeman thought of that and got a good laugh haha...I'm so glad her burns have healed up completely! yay! p.s. we got some 3D pics of baby wight on our myspaces! Love you!
laughing out loud...unbelievable
hahaha that is awesome! I love it :) PS your blog totally makes me want to have kids
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