A Few Funny Conversations

We have had some really funny conversations and one-liners around here lately. Here is a sampling.

#1.

Mama: Good-bye, Olivia. Have a fun time on your special date with Molly.

Olivia: Mama, how did you get those lines on your forehead? I really like those and can't wait to get mine someday. (trust me, when you get them you will want to give them back.)

#2.

Gramma and Papa: Olivia, when are you going to church for Easter?

Olivia: We are going to go on Sunday, the day that Jesus rose. (um, when else would we celebrate Easter??)

#3.

Daddy: Livi, can I have a bite of that delicious fruit salad your mom made? (emphasis mine)

Olivia: No, you have germs. I don't want your germs.

Daddy: Why do you think I have germs??

Olivia: Because you are always touching all of those people at Crave and stuff. I don't want their germs. (there are some germy ones there)